
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Whenever I'm asked for directions by passing motorists, I'm siezed by a terrible compulsion to get them on the nearby motorway by hook or by crook.
"You're only on it for half a mile, and you're missing out the one-way system. It's [destination] right by that next exit, you can't miss it. Massive place, all lit up it is..."
Lies. The next exit is about twenty-five miles away. And they're still lost.
Usually my better nature prevails.
( , Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:22, Reply)
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