My youth
A few times in my youth I would tell mom I was going to youth club at the church. then I'd meet at the park with all my mates and we'd spend all evening doing boys stuff in the neighborhood. Stealing hubcaps, breaking off mercedes emblems and we once managed to rip off the porche emblems off the bonnet of two different cars. You really have a bit more respect for car builders when you realise how hard they are to pull apart. I also recall pouring some flammable substance onto the motorway and lighting it so we had a wall of flames across the road 2 metres high. It didn't burn for very long so that was a very time consuming past-time so we soon gave that up.

The little pellet gun we had also came in handy and together with our bicycles we became a surprisingly mobile crack shooter squad in our neighbourhood. We were the defenders and saviour in our rough part of town. Yeah right, in reality we just rode around and shot people in the arses and then sped off on our bikes while laughing our heads off. These happy days eventually ended when we became complacent and started shooting people from my friends garden and some brainy victims were able to trace our location by the sight of us climbing out of the tree and running into the house.

Can you believe I'm actually a responsible citizen now?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:45, Reply)