I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Not only am I on the books for a trip to hell but my kids are also on their way thanks to me.Thanks to my sick sense of humour my kids have followed suit and until this weekend I didn’t realise how much they were like me. We were in the living room setting up the Christmas tree and other tacky decorations associated with the season when the music channel put the video for Fairytale of New York on (The one sung by the Pogues and Kirsty MacColl).
Midway through the song my son (The eldest 7 years and a one most like me) looked at me and said “what this song needs is a speedboat….just about now Vrooooom (The moment Kirsty MacColl appeared onscreen).
The wife sat there in silence, I was pissing myself and was later banned from telling my son of any more amusing deaths.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:55, Reply)
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