my collegetutor is an ex copper
and he knew someone who took part in this immortal exchange.

somebody had just been killed, shooting, carcrash i dunno i didn't listen but this policeman had the unfortunate job of informing his wife (widow)

knock knock
'wife/widow opens door'

Wife/widow-hello?
Copper- Hello there i'm PC nameiforget
W- hello..?
C- How'd you like to go out sometime, get a drink together?
W- Sorry I'm married
C- Think again love...


I think he got kicked off the force for that
I know it's wrong of me but when i was first told i don't think I could breathe for a good 10 minutes due to laughter.
(Freddles, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:46, 3 replies)

Oh come on
Surely not. Please tell me this is untrue.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:36, closed)

lol
Not buying it sorry!

Good story though
(billybobbean is still trying to make it QOTW's best of the week, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:38, closed)

my collegetutor is an ex copper
I smell the overpowering whiffette of Shite here
(Said Debt, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:15, closed)