I'm going to Hell...
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Aside:
Something along the lines of: You poor bastard.
I myself enjoyed a pilonidal sinus about 5 years back. Lovely.
I think I've spoken about it on QOTW before.
Some fucker of a friend told my boss I had an "anal abcess". Victory was mine: he split his arsehole a few years later.
Anyhoo - just to keep your spirits up, but if you get one once then you're likely prone to them forever more.
I pretty much avoid sit ups at all costs.
Chin chin. I hope your scar isn't as knobbly as mine :)
( , Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:11, 1 reply)
Something along the lines of: You poor bastard.
I myself enjoyed a pilonidal sinus about 5 years back. Lovely.
I think I've spoken about it on QOTW before.
Some fucker of a friend told my boss I had an "anal abcess". Victory was mine: he split his arsehole a few years later.
Anyhoo - just to keep your spirits up, but if you get one once then you're likely prone to them forever more.
I pretty much avoid sit ups at all costs.
Chin chin. I hope your scar isn't as knobbly as mine :)
( , Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:11, 1 reply)
Yey
I like the way in which it randomly bleeds and I have to stick a gauze on it; it's what I call a Man Period. I funnily enough get all grouchy too and just want a cuddle.
But in retrospect it doesn't bleed for 5 days solid and I can't throw cars like our women counterparts can.
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I like the way in which it randomly bleeds and I have to stick a gauze on it; it's what I call a Man Period. I funnily enough get all grouchy too and just want a cuddle.
But in retrospect it doesn't bleed for 5 days solid and I can't throw cars like our women counterparts can.
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