I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Once, when I was a childI popped a tadpole.
I cried.
Mum asked what I was crying about.
I said a bee stung me.
Also, a few years ago just after I moved stateside, my great-uncle was on his deathbed. I drove up to north LA to see him with my dad, aunt and cousin. We had a grand day spending time with him, although his mind wasn't completely there.
I hadn't seen him in about 10 years, and he shook my hand from his bed. He held on a little too long and I tried to pull away.
The regret I feel from this is insurmountable. He died two days later. The last memory I have of my great-uncle while he was alive was him shaking my hand, and me being a prat and pulling my hand away.
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Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:16,
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not the tadpole but your great-uncleI can imagine you feel really guilty about that but don't worry if his mind wasn't completely there he probably didn't realise you pulling your hand away. He would have just been happy to see you after 10 years. :)
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