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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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The other night in the pub
Me and a few friends were playing pool, and doing the childish thing of trying to put people off when they are taking their shots.

There were people pole dancing with their cue next to the person, making rude gestures etc. Then one lad decided to shout insults at him and came up with the good ol' insult, "you molest kids", and said this to everybody. Then when it was his turn i may have shouted "you're the one who plays with kids, you killed Baby P".

I think its safe to say that im off to Hull for that one.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:11, 2 replies)
This is how my name came about...

Years ago, when a group of us used to play pool in our local...'Pooflake' was proved to be the most effective word at putting people off their shot...

Especially when whispered, strangely enough.

So from that, I remembered the word when it came around to naming a pet cat years ago, and from there it has spluffed onto B3ta in the vile form of yours truly.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:16, closed)
great story
mind if i try using that against my friends next time we play?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:31, closed)

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