I'm going to Hell...
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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on the subject of T-shirts
I have a bright pink one that states "Jesus loves pornstars". Funny how the faithful get all het up about it, especially americans... seems that they don't know their scripture at all, as i've had many people getting in my face about it, only to be told that in their sacred book, the Christ loved the sinner but hated the sin. Seems to puzzle them, that..but apparently i'm still going to The Hot Place, presumably not for the shirt, but for annoying the faithful. If i'd known that actually it's predominantly american tourists that determine who is and isn't going to hell, i might have behaved differently in the past. If i believed in the flying zombie jew tales. And if baiting them wasn't just so much fun..
( , Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:28, 1 reply)
I have a bright pink one that states "Jesus loves pornstars". Funny how the faithful get all het up about it, especially americans... seems that they don't know their scripture at all, as i've had many people getting in my face about it, only to be told that in their sacred book, the Christ loved the sinner but hated the sin. Seems to puzzle them, that..but apparently i'm still going to The Hot Place, presumably not for the shirt, but for annoying the faithful. If i'd known that actually it's predominantly american tourists that determine who is and isn't going to hell, i might have behaved differently in the past. If i believed in the flying zombie jew tales. And if baiting them wasn't just so much fun..
( , Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:28, 1 reply)
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