I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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hullbound...whilst in high school english i noticed that my portugese friend had nodded off next to me.
his sleeves where rolled up.
I had a permanent marker.
The english teacher was this v.hardcore bitch who was extremely PC.
once I had seen this opportunity and considered these facts I then proceeded to draw an iron cross on his left forearm and a swastika on his right.
portugese friend then had a mahoosive lecture from the beast teacher about the holocaust and the fact that if he had been alive and in nazi occupied europe he would have been gassed. as if this wasn't enough she then sent him to the science teacher for a lecture on blood poisoning and the dangers of drawing on oneself.
well at least i know theres gonna be a few germans who'll appreciate the joke when i reach the hot place...
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