In an eco-friendly future...
...could flid-racing catch on?

Will Lewis Hamilton trade his McLaren MP4/25 in for Stephen Hawking?

The future is here. The future is belming.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:48, 2 replies)

Getting a little bored of F1...
but THAT I would pay good money to see!
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:51, closed)

I think they should get rid of the big fast Merc
they have as the safety car and just have Stephen Hawking instead, on a rocket-powered chair.

With Murray Walker commentating.

And Martin Brundle on his track-trundle (thank you spimf for that lovely turn of phrase) talking to Prof Hawking about tear-off strips and then being told to fuck off.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:45, closed)

Flid commentary
"And. And. Lewis Hamilton on Stephen Hawking whirrs away from the lights. This is sensational! Heikki Kovalinen on Thora Hird has passed Fernando Alonso on Christopher Reeve at Becketts to take third place. And. And. I've just wet myself!"
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:54, closed)

that's settled then
I shall be watching the entire 2009 season on mute and providing my own commentary along these ^^^ lines.

Hull please. One and one OAP. No, I don't have a fucking railcard.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 14:34, closed)

Not forgetting
Davros ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 14:55, closed)