the corruption of the sippy cup
recently on a holiday in florida i was on hol with my husband and our two friends both male.
we ventured out in our huge car for a trip to watch the shuttle launch at the kennedy space station.I opened the door just as a gust of wind hit the door and blew it into a car next door denting it(this is not the reason for writing this story but its kinda of naughty).
Alot of drinking was done by us not so much for the driver accept tons of grape soda.Shuttle launched we ran back to the car to get out before crowd also so driver of car i dented would not know it was us (told you it was naughty)

We head out but little did we know the road is one road in and out so we are stuck in traffic 1 hour into the journey one of the guys is starting to need the toilet the other quite drunk now also needs it there is nowhere to stop.
They have no choice but to look for a vessel to go in the only thing they can find is the childs sippy cup that they have been using to put grape soda in which they found in the villa we were renting.

Both of them took it in turns to fill the cup and throw the contents out the window the potent liquid hitting cars as we went by the cup was left in the car unwashed with some urine left in for another week.
no one would take it out on the last day its was dried with some toilet roll and placed carefully back in the cupboard from which it came.

So sorry to the sippy cup or newly dubbed pissy cup and to all who drink from her

RIP sippy cup we knew you well.

length :short but very drippy.
(bizkitmoggy, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:22, 5 replies)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punctuation
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:29, closed)

punk u ashun
thanks i will be sure to run all future posts past yourself :)
(bizkitmoggy, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:37, closed)

huh?
I don't understand why you didn't just wash the cup?
(laurasuper, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 2:44, closed)

what is wrong with saying "run all future posts past you"
why use yourself? makes you sound like more of an idiot
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:54, closed)

I was just about to say that
someone needs to teach you about the comma and basic sentence structure.


Dull story too.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:08, closed)