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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Another version
Mother Theresa gets to Heaven, God invites her in, and shows her all the damned in Hell, who are having a massive feast.

"What are we having having for dinner Lord?"

"Tuna sandwiches."

"What! While the damned feast on roast swan and caviar?"

"Hardly worth cooking for two, is it?"
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:15, Reply)

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