I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Another versionMother Theresa gets to Heaven, God invites her in, and shows her all the damned in Hell, who are having a massive feast.
"What are we having having for dinner Lord?"
"Tuna sandwiches."
"What! While the damned feast on roast swan and caviar?"
"Hardly worth cooking for two, is it?"
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