I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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agreed.Stealing money from pensioners rarely is funny.
And it is a cuntish thing to do.
Both pretty much spot on there.
I could add in a bit about how the postman had a lisp and i laughed even though i know i shouldn't have? And then i had rolled a fag with a bible page - the front page that said 'all the best - Jesus'.that might get a few laughs?
I'm not helping my cunt image here am i? Apologies.
Maybe ill take the post down.
To me, to you.
No, i won't.
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