The cinema is a gateway for the hellbound
Me and my good buddy were sitting in a packed cinema thoroughly enjoying Shaun of the Dead. At one point there was a Zombie in a wheelchair. I have never laughed so hard, yet so silently, in all my life. I looked across at my buddy, and she was also silently pissing herself at the Zombie in a wheelchair, which then made me laugh even more.

People were beginning to notice and give us strange looks. "Why are those two girls laughing at the Zombies? People are getting eaten!" I could hear them thinking. I had to get out of there. So me and my buddy left the cinema, and went outside to have a good ol' guffaw about the Zombie in a wheelchair. It still makes me laugh now.

A Zombie in a wheelchair. Genius.

Right, off the hell.



First post after some short-term lurking. Be nice
(Beacon, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:31, 3 replies)

I don't think that people would have been *that* critical
It is a comedy after all.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:48, closed)

I know, ar,
I happened to omit the fact that I'd had a bit of a smoke on the way to the cinema. Didn't make it any funnier, but it did make me worry a wee bit about the cinema collective judging my humour.
(Beacon, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:58, closed)

hehe
I think we have all had the smoke induced paranoia!
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:46, closed)