Hidden TreasureMy landlord had some builders in to remove a staircase in an outbuilding when a rusty biscuit tin fell out from under the woodwork.
What wonders were in this hidden treasure box? Two live hand grenades and 40 rounds of ammunition. From WW2. I've never seen builders run before.
What hidden treasures have you uncovered?
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chthonic, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 13:33)
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Previous TenantMove into flat a couple of years ago - tenant leaves wardrobe - have a little shufty and find a nice A2 carboard stiffened envelope - hurrah thinks i - could be interesting - a rare film poster perchance.
Hurriedly opens envelope - and find to horro - previous tenant in "European Style" photos - he was an ugly fucker too!
Next flat - move in and check out cupboard under stairs - at FAR FAR end was another envelope - somewhat thicker than the one found in the previous flat - thinks "fuck me not more seedy shite"
Turns out it was a large pile of bills - including court summonses - still been there two months now and no bailiffs knocking on the door
Length? I find Ladies prefer the girth - buckets prefer the length
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 16:40, Reply)
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