Hidden Treasure
My landlord had some builders in to remove a staircase in an outbuilding when a rusty biscuit tin fell out from under the woodwork.
What wonders were in this hidden treasure box? Two live hand grenades and 40 rounds of ammunition. From WW2. I've never seen builders run before.
What hidden treasures have you uncovered?
( , Thu 30 Jun 2005, 13:33)
My landlord had some builders in to remove a staircase in an outbuilding when a rusty biscuit tin fell out from under the woodwork.
What wonders were in this hidden treasure box? Two live hand grenades and 40 rounds of ammunition. From WW2. I've never seen builders run before.
What hidden treasures have you uncovered?
( , Thu 30 Jun 2005, 13:33)
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Mate of mine
bought a suspicously-cheap house in east Belfast some years ago, which still had a lot of the furniture and fittings intact - you know, as if someone had had to leave in a really serious hurry. While they were taking down the blinds on the liiving room window, there was a funny rattling noise and several hundred e's fell out... Sadly his tedious wife made him flush them down the bog.
Oh - and some friends at uni had a mysterious locked door in their house, big heavy thing like something out of a submarine with a padlock on the door. Their landlord fucked them over by emigrating one week into term so they forced the lock to see what was in there - answer, a room papered in old motorbike magazines and copies of the Sun, a bare mattress propped up against the wall, a nice selection of used syringes, a bare lightbulb (on!)... and an open skylight, suggesting that someone had been using it as a regular crash pad, and recently, certainly while they’d been living there.
edit - and I once found an ancient Sony open-reel video recorder while naughtily wandering about an abandoned university building in Belfast.
edit again - aaaaand, walking home from a mate's, found a cardboard box at the side of the road containing all 9 volumes of the Harmsworth Self Educator, a fuck-off huge compendium of everything the well-educated person of 1904 needed to know, plus a single-volume encyclopedia circa 1935 (with a very carefully worded entry on Hitler).
( , Thu 30 Jun 2005, 16:42, Reply)
bought a suspicously-cheap house in east Belfast some years ago, which still had a lot of the furniture and fittings intact - you know, as if someone had had to leave in a really serious hurry. While they were taking down the blinds on the liiving room window, there was a funny rattling noise and several hundred e's fell out... Sadly his tedious wife made him flush them down the bog.
Oh - and some friends at uni had a mysterious locked door in their house, big heavy thing like something out of a submarine with a padlock on the door. Their landlord fucked them over by emigrating one week into term so they forced the lock to see what was in there - answer, a room papered in old motorbike magazines and copies of the Sun, a bare mattress propped up against the wall, a nice selection of used syringes, a bare lightbulb (on!)... and an open skylight, suggesting that someone had been using it as a regular crash pad, and recently, certainly while they’d been living there.
edit - and I once found an ancient Sony open-reel video recorder while naughtily wandering about an abandoned university building in Belfast.
edit again - aaaaand, walking home from a mate's, found a cardboard box at the side of the road containing all 9 volumes of the Harmsworth Self Educator, a fuck-off huge compendium of everything the well-educated person of 1904 needed to know, plus a single-volume encyclopedia circa 1935 (with a very carefully worded entry on Hitler).
( , Thu 30 Jun 2005, 16:42, Reply)
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