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Here's some:

1) I was at a festival new years just gone and I had the sudden urge to smoke a spliff. Started to wonder who I knew that sold pot when I glanced down and found a brand new pouch of tobacco. Looked inside and found a pack of papers with bits of cardboard torn off. Realised what was going on, had a hunt around inside the pouch and found about 2 grams of fantastically filthy pot near the bottom. Score!

2) Sometimes I explore abandoned factories and the like with mates. Recently we found a pallet of Ribena in a freshly abandoned factory and I netted about 10 boxes with 24 bottles in each box. I'm drinking some now, it's rather nice. Last week I drank an entire box in one day and it turned my piss greyish-blue. Also explored an abandoned Tetley Tea factory the other week and found a box with over 6,500 Tetley premium tea bags. I sold 1,000 to my mum's work.

3) When I was young I helped my dad repair the back verandah of a vacant property. During smoke-o I went for an explore underneath and found a box with 1,000s of rusty coins. They were all 5 and 10c pieces amounting to about $30, but for a kid it was treasure indeed. I blew it all on sweets; ate a few, threw up, mum confiscated the rest. Easy come, easy go.

These happened to mates but they make me laugh:

1)Mate and his friend were on a working holiday in Britain with more 'holiday' action than 'work'. They were walking home one night after a few drinks without a penny left and the rent was due the next morning. My mate picked up a used nappy and threw it at his friend as a joke, friend skillfully dodged the fecal missile which proceeded to hit the ground and burst spewing out a wad of £100 notes. They scored about 500 quid.

2) Another friend found a full pouch of tobacco at a train station once. He didn't smoke but took it home for his housemates who did. They opened it up and inside was a pile of torn up paper and a note saying "sucked in cunt".
(Brundy, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 10:04, Reply)