Hidden TreasureMy landlord had some builders in to remove a staircase in an outbuilding when a rusty biscuit tin fell out from under the woodwork.
What wonders were in this hidden treasure box? Two live hand grenades and 40 rounds of ammunition. From WW2. I've never seen builders run before.
What hidden treasures have you uncovered?
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chthonic, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 13:33)
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Polyfilla-PornMoved into halls in 2000 (Bath Uni, in case anyone's interested. Probably not) and while I was putting stuff into the drawers in my desk I thought to myself, "I keep some interesting stuff under my drawers, I wonder if there's anything in here?"
In case you hadn't already guessed, there was! ("no shit?!" I hear you cry) Anyway, I found not only a copy of Mayfair (is there any better kind of treasure than free porn?) from 1997, but also a half-empty tube of Polyfilla. I know not whether these items were related, but needless to say I didn't touch either of them with bare hands.
Oh and a Southern Comfort banner under the drawers in the base of my bed, which is now adorning my wall with its whisky-ey goodness.
I'm not going to put in a crap length/girth/curvature/viscosity-style pun, I'm merely going to say that if your ego ever needs boosting, I can fully recommend being asked to stop because of excessive length :-)
(, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 11:31, Reply)
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