Eurrgh!
When I was young, I used to play with a 'backward' girl who lived next door. She needed a friend, and I kind of tolerated her because sometimes she do some really dumb stuff. One day she found some treasure - a sort of crystalline rock, and wanted to play 'hide the rock' with me. Of course she hid it in all the obvious places and I found it really quickly. Eventually I got bored and so hid it again without telling her. She then has a hissy fit because she's lost her precious rock, and starts running around the street looking for it. She eventually finds it, and rushes up to me, all proud that she's found it.

Only it wasn't her rock - it was a lump of that weird white dog poo that she'd found by a lampost, and there she was throwing it in the air and catching it. I pissed myself laughing, she started crying - funny how our associations always ended like that.
(Funty, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:21, Reply)