It was a great holiday, but...... the night a racoon broke into our tent and attacked us will live on in my memories.
... coming down a dirttrack mountain road with no fences with the back end of the car fishtailing about left me needing new underwear.
I'm off on holiday next week somewhere nice and safe. Tell us your holiday stories.
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rob, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 9:55)
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Well, I didn't stay around to see the result, but stillOn holiday in Crete last year, I soon discovered that Cretan toilets generally only have a very thin pipe to send the water through when you flush them, thus most toilets had warning signs in them telling you not to flush bog roll. But alas, I happened to be taking a dump in a toilet that didn't bear one of the aforementioned signs, and flushed a large wet turd's worth of paper without thinking. I decided it was probably time to leave when the pipe started shaking more and more and looking as if it was about to explode, and promptly legged it.
Oh, and there was also the time when, on an all-inclusive holiday in Mexico, I decided it would be funny to get my parents as drunk as possible by repeatedly filling their glasses with wine. Not a wise move, as I discovered that night when they were having unpleasantly loud sex.
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 13:56, Reply)
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