It was a great holiday, but...... the night a racoon broke into our tent and attacked us will live on in my memories.
... coming down a dirttrack mountain road with no fences with the back end of the car fishtailing about left me needing new underwear.
I'm off on holiday next week somewhere nice and safe. Tell us your holiday stories.
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rob, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 9:55)
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Wet dream ? More like soaked nightmare... !Was really excited when I got invited by my (ex) G/f to go on a boating trip to the lake district a few summers ago (was still a virgin and she Promised we would "do it"–never did as we had to share a room with her bruv) unfortunately I didn’t realise she also had invited her religious fanatic parents, Alzheimer’s affected grandmother, mental drug addicted bother and smelly huge beast of a dog… Before I could say no, this “happy” group was piled into a mini van practically sitting on each others laps… (The group singing for 4 hours still gives me nightmares)
Anyways – stayed in a crappy tent (woke up to the sound of ducks at 4 in the morning (twat twat) Proceeded to hire a faulty motor boat (the motor was the faulty part and stopped in the middle of a HUGE lake, leaving us stranded) Tried calling the rescue service to find out we had no network
So waited for some bloody Americans to rescue us – they just went past taking pictures… Stayed on the lake for hours in the rain… Got home, had a missed call from my mum saying my dog had dies AND I had failed my school exams too
Tried breaking up with the girl for ages but she kept hanging around, you know me and women…. Not much luck. Anyways, sorry about length but needed to share my horrible experience of a holiday!!!
(, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 16:31, Reply)
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