Make your own fireworks?
www.b3ta.com/questions/bodger/post1122441
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:50, 13 replies)

Have a sweaty-palmed wank over the email accounts of underage girls?
Or tell lies on the internet about selling paracetamols to ravers?

OVER TO YOU, FACTFANS!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:43, closed)

Ohh, look
plummy's changed his/her/it's name!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:30, closed)

Ringo
Have you read any of this dude's past answers? He's archived for a reason.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 8:17, closed)

It is true he is archived but a cunt calling a cunt a cunt does smack a bit of pot/kettle.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:43, closed)

Albert is leagues beyond me in the cunt stakes.
I'm just amused at Ringo whiteknighting a potential sex offender/ drug criminal/ serial fantasist. Then again, he is a married father who had an active OKcupid profile until he got rumbled by Rory.

So really, yeah, Ringo's disdain means nothing to me. Neither does yours. Do you still think I'm Rory's sockpuppet? You hilarious prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:32, closed)

And the anger and generic response starts.
You are not just boring, you can't even troll properly with this account rory.

Stop crying into your wank sock and try going outside, you fat nobjockey.

Wah wah wah plmdzr waaaah waaah.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:57, closed)

I love how you read anger into the flattest of statements.
And still lolled out at your childlike misunderstanding of the word 'troll'. I dunno, maybe I should just lap up and agree with every comment you and Ringo make. Sycophancy is of course the polar opposite to trolling.

Lol no. 2 at 'generic' responses. Don't you always use 'waah waah waah' in your trolling? That's trolling as in 'deliberately aiming to generate a response through posts that you know to be false or misleading'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:05, closed)

TL LB
I'll put it through the google cry baby translation tool later.

No matter how many tearful angry replies you try to write rory, you always be a fat spastic and nothing is ever going to change that.

*Finger guns*

BTW deleting messages is bad form, just try to write less angrily to avoid mistakes.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:36, closed)

I didn't delete anything.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:43, closed)

Alright Grassy, when we getting to hear about your home experiment?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:54, closed)

the okcupid experiment?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:12, closed)

An interesting study I'm sure we can all agree.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:06, closed)

indeed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:02, closed)