Glass half full
The only "science" experiment I can remember doing myself is seeing how long it would take to fill a pint glass with my own spunk.

I think it was about 1/3 full when my Mum found it.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:03, 7 replies)

found drank
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:05, closed)

What was her reaction to it?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:38, closed)

She swapped it for water, then drank it in front of me
Obviously where I get my sense of humour from
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:50, closed)

Done that
except it got knocked over.
"I just can't understand how this moldy glue got on the floor"
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:57, closed)

If you were say 15, I expect "about a week" would be the answer

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:25, closed)

*something about a cup of tea*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:44, closed)

you cast iron mother fucker
I clicked into the replies specifically to make a cup of tea joke.

All the posts about his mum guzzling his spunk just filled me with hope given their complete lack of any tea related goings on.



And then I read your post. You didn't even put any effort in :-(
(OTT, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:15, closed)