I couldn't decide which is sadder, posting up Nuts for nerds, or believing you'll make your fortune from it one day just watch this space
and then I remembered your comedy t-shirts
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:21, 1 reply)

I know what's sadder
You
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:24, closed)

The only winner to come out of this entire debacle is your dad

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:01, closed)

Actually I did want to thank you for making me feel a bit like Simon Cowell
Because while I wouldn't normally compare myself with the transatlantic media mogul, it is kind of fun to have a bunch of spastics queue up to show you how spastic they are, and then you still get to take the piss out of them afterwards for being a spastic in the first place. It's extremely liberating to watch other people fail so spectacularly badly.

So basically, thank you for being a worthless spastic. Long may you continue to flail ineptly on the internets.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:58, closed)