What's the most horrific thing you've seen?What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Pigeon pinataWhen I was at university, there was a covered walkway. For some inexplicable reason had netting on the underside of the roof.
Once, I noticed a pigeon (clearly dead) hanging from the net. Poor bastard must've got caught up in it and starved to death.
Fully 7 days later, the same pigeon was still hanging from this net, looking pretty much the same as he did a week before.
He was soon about to look a lot different.
Cue a group of chavvy types. I watched from a fairly safe distance as they investigated the bird, and poked it with a stick as kids do with most dead things. Then, one of them grabbed the stick and starting hitting that thing like it was a piñata.
I guess you could say it was piñata of sorts. On the third hit, the pigeons head literally came off to raucous laughter of the group.
The fourth hit? The belly of the bird takes the full swing, it splits and thousands of maggots gush forth from head, arse and belly. I've never seen anyone move as fast or scream as loud as those kids.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 15:37, Reply)
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