House Guests"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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My father in lawmust have a knob like a piccolo, because the pee appears to come out of the sides. He doesn't pee in the toilet so much as near it. Thank goodness we eschewed bathroom carpet, as should everyone.
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Yep...drives my wife mad when my Dad comes to stay -- he's worse than our six-year-old son when it comes to aiming for the bowl. Perhaps it's an old-man thing...something to look forward to, eh?
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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 9:27,
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You chewed the carpet?(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:19, closed)
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