House Guests"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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Schoolboy errorI had a flat mate at uni called Mark. He liked a drink, and when his brothers came up to stay for his Birthday, I found out that this was a family trait.
After a heavy night on the pop, and failure to pull, the three of them came back and crashed in three seperate rooms.
Next morning Mark got up, looking a little hung over and sheepish, as he carries his bed linen to the washing machine. "Schoolboy accident last night." he says. Transpires he's pissed the bed.
His elder brother is next down the stairs, also carrying a bundle of sheets. "Schoolboy accident, boys" he announces, turning round to see brother number three also trudge down the stairs carrying sheets.
It transpires that liking a drink isn't the only thing genetics has imprinted upon them. We also found out where they got it from, apparently on his 50th Birthday there dad shat himself in bed.
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