Not true.
Cats won't lift a proverbial finger if they don't feel like it, sure, but that doesn't mean they don't feel affection for their owners. Dogs see people as leaders for the same reason that some people join the Army - they need an authority figure in their lives. Cats just don't give a fuck, which suits me fine.

Plus I think some dogs would feast on your corpse without bothering to check whether you were dead or merely asleep, and think it was all a great game. Two friends of mine almost missed their own wedding because their prize pedigree dog spotted something white and ball-shaped and bit into it, discovering that it was in fact a rock and losing several teeth. I just don't have the patience for dogs and their bottomless enthusiasm. Cats have the strength of character to tell you to fuck off when they're not in the mood, much like me.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 17:54, 2 replies)

Also dogs are facists
I mean, you will never see a police cat.
True story.
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 9:41, closed)

I would sure hate for my corpse to be eaten if it was merely sleeping!
(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:46, closed)