House Guests"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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This has been asked before* - apparently, dogs will typically wait until they're almost starved before snacking on a dead owner, whereas cats will wait until dinnertime, if you're lucky (which you obviously aren't, having died alone and unnoticed).
* if you've not encountered straightdope before, you may lose a little time
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 20:24,
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