House Guests"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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Way back when....I was a kid we had my cousin sleep over. My family was never super loaded and my metal frame bunk bed at the time was testament to that. Anywho my second cousin was dropped off for a one night stay while his parents went to a wedding and to him went the prized top bunk which I was never allowed.
I'll never forget waking to the sound of the metal springs stretching and flexing in the night. More shocking perhaps was the sudden release of tension in the bunk above me and the massive dark shape whoosh past me to crash in a meaty bony thunk on our milimetre thick carpet that covered the concrete floor.
There was spunk everywhere and it took us months to clean the carpet. He was never invited again, but now works in the pornography industry as a bukkake expert.
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rofl harris, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:17,
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Maybewe'll make the newsletter with the revised addition. People here love cum.
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 21:36,
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