House Guests"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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from your other posts on hereabout taking on the banks and living on the starship enterprise, I expected an ending where you kicked down her door like John Claude van Damme and pimpslapped that ho upside her head with all manner of summonses and copies of tenancy laws with relevant sections highlighted resulting in her fixing everything and becoming your sex slave to cover the punitive damages.
Now I see you as less of a force to be reckoned with and more of a creepy anorak who psychologically abuses his family for not scanning the milk out of the fridge before finishing it.
(, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:49, 1 reply)
Wellthere was plenty of that too, omitted from this tale simply as it wasn't relevent to the QotW.
However, I need to know which member of my family didn't scan the milk out urgently. I had none for my cornflakes this morning despite the screen telling me I had loads, and when I find the little bastard that left it out, there'll be hell to pay.
(, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 20:27, closed)
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