Half a tin of Kessy Super topped up with vodka......
Years ago me and a mate decided we wanted to get super fucked and decided that mixing kessy super with vodka would do the trick. We were only 15 hence it seeming like a good idea.
Anyway, we achieved what we set out to do and after a proper struggle managed to get back to my house safely. I got in bed and my mate got on the camp bed on the floor. He was a bit too fucked and had trouble staying on the camp bed so I put him in my bed.

I fell into an alcohol coma but was rudely awoken by all kinds of commotion, my mate was having a hard time whatever he was doing in the dark. The above mentioned commotion had managed to wake my mum up next door and she came to look what was happening.

I was not prepared for what happened when she flicked the light on. My mate was stood up with his back to me and facing my mum. Pissing. In his sleep. On my floor. Flashing his cock to my mum.

Now, as you can imagine I was quite upset and urged my mum to do something about it. She just laughed, I mean proper belly laughed and went back to bed before my just casually climbed back into bed.

When he woke up in the morning he found me scrubbing the floor and simply asked "why the fuck you scrubbing the floor? You been sick you light weight?"...
(tedalaki - Like Purple Aki but better, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:37, Reply)