HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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Living in DerbySandwiched between two CUNTS called Dave. I couldn't fart without one of them beating on their ceiling or floor.
I ended up a nervous wreck.
One was a long haired krautrock look-a-like, but unfortunately had a dire taste in music, he lived above. And was in fact the most intolerant lump of fuck i ever had the misfortunate to be anywhere near.
The other was an alcoholic, prostitute user.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:46, 2 replies)
I think this isthe best post I've ever read, ever. This is poetic and razor sharp. Have a fucking click!!! Nice one!!!
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SpankyHanky, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:28,
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Hmmm,my sarcasm detector is bleeping, furiously.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:28, closed)
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