HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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I had a flatmate like thatso I always asked him how he knew to which his response was always, "I reasd it in a book" or "I saw a documantary about it" or "My brother said so and he's a...".
I always responded, "Well, I read a book/saw a film/know a bloke who says the exact opposite...".
He was a twat but I'm a bigger one.
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(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:03, 1 reply)
:)Ah, smile. I sometimes tried to say "That was disproved as urban legend by whats-yer-mans-name", but he wouldn't have any of it; "i fukin knew yer man it was Claas man CLAAS!!! I Was DER, man!!".
Documentaries or not, perhaps i'll post up the time i put my semen into his toothpaste... This is giving me lots of B3ta pleasure as i took pikz for some reason while i did it :)
I've hesitated before as this compulsive liar knows people in the IRA/MMA circuit/Spanish Mafia/Cage Fighting Arena/ect ect -Best not get on his bad side else they'd beat me to a pulpy mulch :P
(, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 5:24, closed)
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