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Catch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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Mad Welsh Woman
I lived with a psychotic lesbian Welshwoman for two years as a student.

During this time she:
* Was obsessed with Carter USM (a heinous crime)
* Would lock herself away in her room for days at a stretch.
* Would bring back a pride full of gays back to our place for a party then go to bed.
* Was of the opinon that as she liked The Fast Show first, no-one else ws allowed to like it.
* Started frenziedly kicking the kitchen wall when I asked her to take a rubbish bin she'd left outside the front door to the wheely bin.
* Decided to have a party, to which no-one (literally not one person) came.
* Would sit legs akimbo so you saw her pants (as she usually wore long skirts).

Yup, she was a bit gaga all right. I think she died of brain cancer a few years back. Shame really.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:19, 5 replies)
Carter USM rule.
As do proper lesbians (the fit ones in the documentaries that also like a bit of man action, not the ugly, unshaven pretenders).
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:35, closed)
Don't mess with the USM
There's more of us than you think
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:44, closed)
When I'm drunk I sing
Lean on Me I Won't Fall Over by Carter USM...


Funny thing is when I'm sobre I can't remember the words.

You get a well-deserved *click* for The Fast Show bit. People who claim to have discovered a show like its some cure for fucking cancer and then guard it jelously are utter cunty-balls...
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:59, closed)
Another one for the USM
Saw them in Newcastle Riverside in 1995. Those were the days.

Song of life
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:32, closed)
USM in Brixton this November - 6th time - fucking awesome
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:02, closed)

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