Mad Welsh Woman
I lived with a psychotic lesbian Welshwoman for two years as a student.

During this time she:
* Was obsessed with Carter USM (a heinous crime)
* Would lock herself away in her room for days at a stretch.
* Would bring back a pride full of gays back to our place for a party then go to bed.
* Was of the opinon that as she liked The Fast Show first, no-one else ws allowed to like it.
* Started frenziedly kicking the kitchen wall when I asked her to take a rubbish bin she'd left outside the front door to the wheely bin.
* Decided to have a party, to which no-one (literally not one person) came.
* Would sit legs akimbo so you saw her pants (as she usually wore long skirts).


Yup, she was a bit gaga all right. I think she died of brain cancer a few years back. Shame really.
(McChinaman banned, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:19, 5 replies)

Carter USM rule.
As do proper lesbians (the fit ones in the documentaries that also like a bit of man action, not the ugly, unshaven pretenders).
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:35, closed)

Don't mess with the USM
There's more of us than you think
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:44, closed)

When I'm drunk I sing
Lean on Me I Won't Fall Over by Carter USM...

Always...

Funny thing is when I'm sobre I can't remember the words.

You get a well-deserved *click* for The Fast Show bit. People who claim to have discovered a show like its some cure for fucking cancer and then guard it jelously are utter cunty-balls...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:59, closed)

Another one for the USM
Saw them in Newcastle Riverside in 1995. Those were the days.

Song of life
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:32, closed)

Carter
USM in Brixton this November - 6th time - fucking awesome
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:02, closed)