The Room...
My housemate from my last house never left his room, except to go outside for a fag (after we insisted he stop smoking in his room), there was always an odd smell coming from his room so one day whilst he was at work we took a peek into his room, I wish we hadn't, there were stacks of pizza boxes and chinese cartons some with food semi decomposed hanging off the edge, in almost a year of living with him he'd ever done a wash load 4 times, and none of them were bed sheets, his sheets (which i assume were once white) were a horrible yellowish brown colour with various dark red, yellow and white stains scattered around, he didn't even have a quilt cover.
The smell was something else. i don't know what skunks smell like but i imagine it would smell much the same mixed with the lingering smell of cannabis. This smell would spread through the entire house if his door was ever open for more then 3 minutes...

The housemate himself was a dirty looking fellow, greasy hair, always smelt of fags, alcohol and B.O and wore the same T-shirt for weeks at a time... The strang thing is he showered every night as if he was aware of hygine but couldn't grasp the fact the putting on the same filthy clothes and returning a pit of disease that he called his bed would make the whole washing process redundent.
(That Random Guy, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:24, 1 reply)

same housemate?
Sounds like you had the same housemate as me?

same traits!
(wireless_tommer, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:49, closed)