HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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In your position......I could spend a merry ten or fifteen minutes slamming his face against said stains until he knew (and would remember forever) what they tasted like - that should go some way to sorting out his approach to ablutionary procedure.
Be aware though, this isn't outside the realms of possibility for those of more ickle stature - all you need is to groin the fucker first then cable-tie his hands to ensure minimum resistance ;)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:17, Reply)
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