HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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How theshitting crikey do you spill a FULL bottle of red wine?
Even if i was to hold one upside down it would still take about 8 seconds to pour out.
Thats a minimum of 8 seconds that you could have retrieved the situation.
I don't know, if just got a thing about red wine spillages after a girl spilled a large glass of wine all over my cream carpet. the timing was unfortunate as I was coming up on mushrooms at the time and the fresh stain looked remarkably like blood.
I got a rug to put over it and smoked some salvia.... i soon forgot about the stain, and everything else i had ever known, shortly thereafter.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:12, 2 replies)
If I remember correctly,I kicked it.
I was very drunk, so my memory of the event is hazy. It is possible it wasn't a full bottle, I have no idea.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:32,
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salvia + shrroms= quite interesting.
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