Housemate fun part 1
Gotta love them.

This is gonna be a part pearoast.

I live with 5 girls. Being the only male permanently in the house means if something goes wrong mechanically, I get to be manly and fix it. However, this does have some major drawbacks in that if any of my housemates end up in a shit relationship and end up getting hurt, it is automatically my fault for being male and therefore a bastard. Also if they are annoyed, it automatically gets taken out on me because I'm not likely to bitch behind their back (only true 70% of the time) and because I quite frankly don't give a damn if they do yell at me or not. But this is not my story, this is just background info.

As previously mentioned in last weeks QOTW, I live with a thief, a princess and a sex maniac, all in the form of one person, who I shall call S. I'm not gonna add any more about this particular person because at the moment, she makes me rage and froth at the mouth with her mere presence.

So onto my other housemates. I'm gonna start with J1 and J2. I'm using pseudonyms because I'm not sure if J1 reads B3ta or not. Anyway, J1 is a nice girl, except she has a strange toast fetish. In that we can find her eating toast at pretty much any time, with almost anything. She also has asbestos hands, as she'll happily poke bacon about the frying pan with her bare fingers whilst sober. Has also been known to come in drunk and cook in just her underwear. Also has a strange Final Fantasy fetish, in that she only loves the even numbered ones.

J2 is a walking paradox. For starters, she's a really girly girl, who plays rugby. She hates dirt and yet will get absolutely filthy during the course of a rugby game. She also cleans everything pretty much every day cos of said aversion to dirt and uncleanliness. She also hates pain and yet plays rugby, and also has had a tattoo done on her foot, just above the arch and stretching across to the back of her ankle. J2 just confuses me. Nice arse though.

The other two housemates I tend to not mix with nowadays. One is a ginger Scouser who is taller than me and I'm over six foot and who loves a lot of metal (oh how she must have been bullied at school) and the other just keeps herself to herself a lot.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:42, 3 replies)

J1 Sounds awesome..
...and for that this gets a clicky.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:13, closed)

Yeah
She is pretty awesome. Just don't start up FF7 anywhere near her unless you fancy the disc being ripped from the console and thrown into the bin.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:28, closed)

Now that's even better.
I hate that one, and FF12, too.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 23:31, closed)