Now with added punctuation.**
this weeks qotw
Two for you this week one good one BAD.
I'll start with bad:
I flat shared with 3 awesome stoners and one guy called gerald (for that was his name); bit of a true beleiver (proper nazi christian type). The four of us would get high and he'd spend time preaching to us about the evils of drugs all while we were pissing our selves and listening to grindcore and stoner doom. He wasnt too bad for a while but after about 3 months he started stealing out of one of the guys stashes and flushing it down the loo. Now the guy he was stealing from was a bit weak so he asked the rest of us to put the shit up nazi boy so we hired a van and brought some balaclavas one night we texted him to come outside. Me and the other two bundeled him into the van and drove off shouting randon questions at him all the way. We dropped him off the other side of town after releving him of all but his underpants. He moved out soon after that but never cottend on to the fact it was us who snatched him.

Secondly (this was sometime before the first one): I lived with my then girlfriend Sara* in a nice house we rented from a couple who lived away in spain. All was wonderful. One day Sara phoned me and asked me to come home as something odd was afoot (I was out at my parents at the time), so I get the bus home and Sara* is sat in our living room with what seems to be a slight blonde crying girl of about my age(at the time). It turned out that her parents had kicked her out over something( i forget what) and Sara's* mate nikki* had seen her wandering about with a suitcase looking forlorne and sobbing so she picked her up and brought her to our gaff. So anyhow it turns out that Sara* knows the girl and has decided to take her in. The girl Joanna* is lovely but has a little problem making friends so anyway i agree she needs a place to stay so we let her.
Fast forward 6 months and were now in a very good 3 way relationship (turns out Joanna's parents didn't want her back), she's very fond of me and Sara and we spend a good deal of time while me or Sara aren't at work together.

Shame Sara ended up getting sectioned after her parents died (cambodia boating crash). I still see Joanna to this day but I dont see her as a partner anymore, she's married to a japanese guy in a band; I'm not bitter because he's good to her.

*names changed to protect the weird and innocent.

** added punctuation may be wrong dong.
(Stupidiot -[insert humour]-, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:40, Reply)