HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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housematesIt is quite extraordinary that this is question popped up. Currently i am undergoing the nightmare that is housematehood! 3 bedrooms, 5 people, once cat and the occasional toddler. 1 couple (which may i add, eat each other more than fat bastard eats mince pies), 1 French insomniac, 1 internet addict, who creaps out of his dark pit once every couple of hours. and then theres me, the gay single lovesick Irish backpacker! I cant sleep at night because the couple are at it 24-7 , i don't think they sleep. Then of course there are the nights, such as last night, were frenchy is snoring her fucking brains out. She shouts at me if i even move on my bed 'hey you stop fucking moving' the mumbles something in French. No-one does anything and all we do is sit talking complete shit! ah the boredom sometimes. anyway i could go on all day, i just wanted to highlight the beauty of living alone.
i will give regular updates on all strange goings on!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 7:42, 2 replies)
updateupdate on the current happenings! couple are completely devouring each other at the oven....my food is on it
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 7:45, closed)
10.58 pmover at the oven again after haircut devouring one and other, frechie and me on sofa. cat....trying to talk because of her broken tail....couple member number one coming towards me...leaves
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:59, closed)
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