HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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YukUsed to live with a guy who invited his girlfriend to move in to our tiny two person flat without even mentioning it. He didn't think this was the sort of thing he ought to run past me.
That annoyed me, but what really took the piss was when I came home one night and the door was double locked from inside.
I banged on the door until they let me in.
Pretty livid about being locked out of my flat, I brought it up with him the next day before she got back from work.
'Sorry mate, I didn't mean to lock you out, but I didn't want you just walking in on us...'
'Why not?'
'I was banging Sarah on the kitchen work surface.'
I moved out.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:54, Reply)
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