HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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Erm...The Colour Purple
I used to live with my brother and his hard-arsed cow ex-wife.
I moved out.
Another bloke moved in. He was a wierdo.
We caught the new bloke wanking proper pervy style.
He moved out. Eventually.
The end.
How's that?
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:05,
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That......is magic. For the herculean effort involved in forming that précis I will click it with hammers.
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It's phrases like "Bacon Bazooka"...which paint a smile on my cynical face.
Brilliant
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