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Catch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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"thats effort and shit"
Is the sort of phrase that gets invented when you live in a house full of wasters. 'Thats effort and shit' was used to justify all sorts of piss poor housemate behavior i.e. not being arsed to act differently.

"The toilet is blocked with yellow pages, pages. Cant you buy more shit tickets?"

-"that's effort and shit man"

"theres no ashtray in the living room. I'll get it back from the kitchen"

-"effort and shit! just use the floor"


"FFS! the back door was left unlocked. All week, thives could of come in with wheelbarrows. Why cant you take keys with you when you go out?"

-"But that's effort and shit"


"sweep up your pube clippings in the bathroom!"

-"awww, but thats effort and shit"

"More watermeloning bailiffs? Pay the rent allready!"

-"pfft. effort and shit"

"you havent showered in 2 weeks, and you ahve been wearing the same clothes for 3 days now,. take a bloody shower you pikey"

-"thats effort and shit, besides the ladies love smelly man"

"there are mice livin in the pizza boxes in the bathroom, perhaps we should clean up?"

-"nah. that's effort and shit. lets just wait until the mice eat the rubbish"

Things came to a head with..

"Why the cunting fuck are you standing in your doorway, pissing onto the hall carpet? there is a toilet 10m away"

-"that's effort and shit its too far away"

I strongly suspect that the landlord also found it effort and shit when it came to paying back the deposit money.
(, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 1:05, Reply)

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