Housewarming hat trick: 1 day, 3 emergency services.
Fire brigade:

I was burning rubbish in the back garden in preparation for the house party. I look up and see a fire engine parked out side. Apparently some of the neighborhood complained that I was building an out of control inferno. When in fact it was smaller than a BBQ. fire brigade not happy about wasted time.


Ambulance:

By 11pm the house warming party was in full swing and we had our first case of alcohol poisoning. Not wanting to dampen the mood, she was propped up in the corner until the paramedics arrived by her mates so they could continue drinking. Nice one you tools.

Police.

Local nutter stops drinking long enough to attack ambulance with a sword while the crew is inside the house. Police are called and arrive sometime in the middle of a projectile vomiting competition. search for nutter hampered by inability of guests to speak. The copious drug users hid in the bathroom while the man hunt for the nutter goes on. Nutter no where to be seen so the police leave, nutter found by me in my room having sex doggy style on my bed.



Epilogue:

sheets ruined.hangover+ missing eyebrows. alcohol poisoning case made full recovery. neighborhood watch meeting called to discuss housewarming party complaints.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 1:28, 1 reply)

lol
good effort!
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:47, closed)