HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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sweet cunting christwhy is it that the splendid people in this life such as yourself have such a critical cunt for a Jimminy Cricket?
Not fair, totally unjustified. Blessed are the mouth-breathing, pasty crumb wearing thickies in this world, for they have not the capacity for such personal self criticism.
I look forward to meeting you all the more now. Firstly to give you the biggest boob-squashing hug for being a top notch bloke. Secondly, to buy you the biggest, fuck-offest pint for your raw, candid honesty.
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Bonus clicks for not ending a sentence with a preposition ;o) xxx
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 0:34,
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