HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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ToiletWoke up one morning, running late for work. Ran to the bathroom and found a great big stone cold pile of turds on the rug just infront of the toilet.
"JOHN!!!" I scream, and he eventually clambers out of his pit and joins me at the bathroom door, peers in. I could still smell the sambuca on his breath from the previous night.
"Close enough," he says with a shrug and shuffles back to his room. "Beats doing it on the stairs like last time..."
I skipped a shower that morning.
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SpankyHanky, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 12:19,
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Don't worryNext time will be even closer, and then will come the day when he can take a shit whilst drunk and HIT THE BOWL. Whether he'll wipe or not afterwards is an entirely different matter, however.
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Could have been much worse.Imagine if you had just wondered in there in the dark...
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 13:57, closed)
howdid you find out their temperature?
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