HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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Bit close to home...I recently had an accident on my bike involving a pothole, and my testicles doing a bug-on-a-windscreen impression up against my petrol tank. The doctor gave me 50/50 against losing one, and the ultrasound nurse was male, bearded, middle aged and an ex-bike racer with lots of horror stories which he delighted in telling me while he smeared KY over my sack with the ultrasound wand-thingy.
Hey-ho, I didn't have to have one amputated after all, and the screenshots they gave me look lovely on the living room wall. They look like any other ultrasound you've ever seen, so the only one who knows the hairy truth is me.
"Is that a picture of you as a baby, helixdaunting?"
"Ummm...something like that."
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