The noisy ghost.
Two of my flatmates were playing a bit of Final fantasy on the PS2 when the first heard it.

Footsteps, loud ones. Someone was clomping around the house, when there was no one else in. They went out into the hall, only to have them stop.

Resuming gaming, they heard them again like someone was climbing the stairs.

a check of the house was done and it was assumed it was the neighbors. "stop that bloody noise" one shouted. Only for the footsteps to get louder and by the sounds of it closer to their room. Only to stop suddenly when they reached the door.

Convinced the house was haunted they were now visibly shaking. Given that the house was over 100 years old this was a real possibility to them.

Finally they opened the cupboard under the stairs while the footsteps got louder. They inched forward into the darkness and approached the hole in the floor that gave access to the drafty and low ceilinged basement.

"is...is anyone there??" said flatmate D poking his head tentatively through the hole peering into the darkness.

YEAAHHHHHGH DIE MOTHERFUCKERS I screamed as I leapt out of the hole brandishing the pool cue I had been using to knock on the underside of the floorboards.


length?
fear shriveled I assume, but a little bit of wee came out.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:27, 2 replies)

Bwaaahahahahahahaha!
Excellent!
(Helixdaunting, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:09, closed)

Haha
You evil sod :)
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:17, closed)