one way to avoid embarrassment
in 1st year of uni i think i lived with the most disgusting students ever... ok i was just as bad!!

but rob, if you're reading this, what you did was just filthy.

we had all met at one of those "secure a home days" so we didn't really know each other. 2 years later in the 3rd year, each living in a different place rob made a confession...

turns out on the day we moved in rob was unpacking his stuff while our other house mate bren was just settling in the room next door. rob felt a rumble from previous unhealthy diets and positioned his behind to ease a nice trump.

unfortunately for rob it had followed through and now felt himself completely soiled. quickly going to the bathroom to wash him self he soon realised the dilemma he was in, he had just moved in with people he doesn't know and had shat himself! how was he gonna escape the bath room without his new house mates knowing that he shat him self!?!

*Option 1: wear the same pants when leaving and discard them later
(but defeats the purpose of washing him self)

*Options 2: carry the grotty cloth out of bathroom (but theres the risk of new housemates noticing, especially Bren in next room)

good old rob, rob being rob he went for option 3....

to hide the soiled pants in the top part of the toilet swimming around the flush valves and other mechanical stuff.

rob confessed this to us over 2 years later, when we asked if he removed it... well...

yep... you guessed right, it's probably still there now!
(sweatytramp, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:30, Reply)